The Bible Poem

I had one more of these zany things that I'd written a few weeks back. Enjoy.

It's In the Bible

Whenever you're down

Or depressed with a frown

And you need a good word at the end,

Then open the book

And have a quick look

For it's all in the Bible, my friend.

Or if you've got worms

Or your stomach's in turns

And you're rejected by kith and by kin,

Don't give it a thought,

Your worry's for naught,

For it's all in the Bible, my friend.

There's juicy stuff here--

Some cloudy, some clear,

And more that is swift as the wind.

There's parable truths

And prophets and soothes

For it's all in the Bible, my friend.

And the more that you read

Or feel you're in need

For something that won't flex or bend,

Just pick up the tome

And read it at home

For it's all in the Bible, my friend.

And at last, where you're weary

Or feeling quite dreary

And you have none upon which to depend,

You might think it odd

But you always have God

For it's all in the Bible, my friend.