Tony the Tiger

Every now and again Becky (my wife) will ask me: "What are you writing now?"
My answer is invariably, "Anything I want."
Sometimes, I am working on some rather esoteric stuff, so far out that not many people get it. However, here's a little list I've been working on for those who like humor of a odd shape.

REJECTED MARKETING LINES FOR TONY THE TIGER'S: "THEY'RE GRE-AA-T!"

"They're Average!"
"They're Really Something!"
"They're Good!"
"They're Crap!"
"They're Just Flakes!"
"They're Sugary!"
"They're Scrumpdillyishus!"
"They're High in Fiber!"
"They're Overpriced!"
"They're Rip-Roaring!"
"They're Okay!"
"They're High in Calories!"