Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Special Offers


If there's an editor who will pay me, I'll write practically anything for money. That's why I make special offers from time to time.

LOW MAINTENANCE WRITER WILLING TO WRITE FOR FOOD OR FOR VERY LOW PAY . . . IN FACT, I AM WILLING TO BE PAID IN POTATOES, CARROTS, PICKLED BEATS.

I've got my name and my offers out there, but few people call. Next week, I'll take to the streets and hold up my sign that reads, Will Write for Ink Cartridge.

It's tough going out there, even for writers.

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