Recently I've been trying to review other blogs--to see what I'm doing wrong. And I've noted that some of these blogs are incredibly lengthy. Is a single blog suppossed to be five pages in length? Some read more like short stories.
I'm going to continue to keep mine brief. Sort of like other aspects of my life...including:
Eating. I eat my meals in one minute flat. No chewing. Just swallowing. Does food have taste?
Drinking. I can guzzle a gallon of milk in forty-five seconds flat. A bit more if I'm also eating a dozen donuts (but see "Eating" entry above).
Sex. Ask my wife how quickly I can do "it".
Talking. See "Sex" entry above.
Sleeping. I get seventy-five minutes of sleep a night. That's more than enough. Just ask Wilt Chamberlain. (See also "sex" entry above.)
Bragging. Enough said.
2 comments:
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