Chapters

I can usually think of decent book titles, but chapters are a little trickier. What do you want your chapters to communicate? How do they help move the reader along?

I've been pondering this question for my latest book and here's what I've got so far.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three: How Am I Doing So Far?
Chapter Four: Please Read On
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven: Thanks for Hanging in There
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten: I Love You
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve: No, Really . . . I Do Love You
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen: I'm Only Writing Two More of These
Chapter Fifteen: Nearly Out of Ideas
Chapter Sixteen: My Wife Is Yelling At Me to Hurry Up!