Sorry, had a few more of these that are so terribly insane . . .
A celibate priest nick-named “Ricky”
Once preached with a viewable hickey
When asked, “What the heck?”
He kissed his own neck,
And his parish said, “OOO, that’s so icky!”
A rabbi who flew to the moon
Returned home a full day too soon
His wife gave him a look
Because she didn’t cook
And said, “Don’t expect dinner till noon!”
A healer from Budapest
Cured by faith and was doubly blessed
But he caught a bad flu,
So what could he do
But rub Vicks all over his chest?
The son of an Arabic shiek
Went to Mecca to worship a week,
But there on his hajj,
He saw a mirage,
And he thought that the earth sprang a leak.
A pastor from Saskatoon
Liked to party and howl at the moon.
But his anguish was great
When he stayed out too late
And on Sunday he slept in till noon.
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