Friday, June 7, 2013

More Limericks for Annual Conference

Enjoy . . .

A conference (unnamed) and inspired
Stripped insurance from those soon retired
And with covenant dead
Clergy took to their bed
And a few of them soon were expired.

An idiot poet quite dense
Wrote poems of form and pretense
But some--not amused--
Felt ashamed or abused
And the rest of the crowd took offense.

Some clergy gathered to check
On their health drawing blood by the speck
But a few became faint
When a nurse found there ain't
Any cure for a pain in the neck.

Some clergy who read this man's blog
Reported him to the top dog
But the more they implored
He was simply ignored
And they said, "He's just slipped his cog."

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